Welcome to Bean Mitch, where underwear is sassy, not sorry. By using our website, making a purchase, or just lurking around, you agree to our terms so read on, darling.
1. Eligibility to Shop
You must be of legal age to purchase from our store (or at least have an adult who’s cool enough to do it for you). By shopping with us, you confirm that you’re not a robot, an alien, or a time traveler from the past confused by the concept of thongs.
2. Orders & Payments
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All payments are processed securely, so your money is in safe hands (ours).
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Prices are as fabulous as our products, but we reserve the right to change them without prior warning, because inflation is real.
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If your payment doesn’t go through, we won’t ship your order (obviously).
3. Shipping & Delivery
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We ship worldwide, but if you live on Mars, we’ll need a few more years to figure that out.
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Shipping times vary, patience is a virtue, and good things take time.
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Once your order is out the door, it’s out of our hands. But don’t worry, we’ll give you a tracking number so you can stalk your package like an ex.
4. Returns & Refunds
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Change of heart? We accept returns on unworn, unwashed items with tags intact. No funny business.
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Due to hygiene reasons, underwear is non-returnable (because, well… you know why).
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If we mess up, we’ll fix it. If you mess up, let’s talk (nicely).
5. Privacy & Security
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Your data is safe with us, we don’t do shady stuff.
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We won’t sell your info, but we might slide into your inbox with cheeky updates and discounts (unsubscribe anytime, but we’ll miss you).
6. Intellectual Property
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All images, designs, and content on this website belong to Bean Mitch. Don’t steal our stuff, karma’s watching.
7. The Legal Stuff
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We’re here to provide awesome underwear, not legal battles. But if needed, disputes will be settled under Indian Penal Code & Regional Jurisdiction.
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If any part of these terms doesn’t hold up in court, the rest still stands, like a perfectly fitted thong.
Closing Notes
By using our website, you agree to these terms. If you don’t, we kindly ask you to close the tab (but really, why would you?).
For any questions, complaints, or just to say hi, hit us up at help@beanmitch.shop or if it's urgent please feel free to call +91 96262 49655
Now go forth, shop, and flaunt, don’t apologize.